So, giving up TV, in theory, should have forced me to go to sleep earlier, reduce anxiety, and have less “screen time”.
The Results: False. It did not do those things.
Just writin' about life 'n stuff
So, giving up TV, in theory, should have forced me to go to sleep earlier, reduce anxiety, and have less “screen time”.
The Results: False. It did not do those things.
Today, all of Bachelor Nation is that audience; watching this trainwreck unfold in front of us, sometimes with one eye closed, but all the while with full attention and ignoring our conscious, which is begging us to turn it off and return to the people we were before this disgusting distraction entered our lives.
The ladies and Arie are in Peru for fantasy suite dates. Brown Chicken brown cow! (Say it out loud and it makes sense)
So, I missed a LOT of this episode. In fact, I missed an entire hometown date. Lucky for you, I know this franchise so well that I’m just going to guess what happened and not tell you which parts I watched or which parts I missed. See if you can spot fact from fiction!
Everyone is excited but Jacqueline seems cautious. She says she is on the precipice of feeling real feelings for Arie or just going home. This is definitely the first time that word has been used in the entire franchise of the show.
A funny thing happened at the Superbowl last night. First, let me start by saying that I had no vested interest in the SuperBowl. I don’t even really watch the NFL. Though I’m a huge Michigan Football Fan for no good reason whatsoever, I don’t even really know a lot about Football. I try toContinue reading “Impostors”
Cause, like, Bowling for Columbine but with Arie Time because it rhymes. GET IT?
Happy 3rd week of January, everyone! How are we doing with our resolutions? Anyone off the wagon yet? Are we still going to the gym? Overall, I’m doing well, but if I’m honest, I strongly relate to some nameless contestant on the Bachelor, who opens this episode by saying she is “emotionally and physically drained.”Continue reading “The Bachelor Recap Ep. 3: Ring around the Roses”
What a difference a day can make. Sunday night felt like pre-November 2016. Women of Hollywood stood in solidarity, wearing black to show the unity against systemic sexism and assault. Oprah dominated her DNC Speech Cecil B DeMille award. Hope was in the air for the first time in over a year. It felt likeContinue reading “The Bachelor Recap Ep. 2: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back”
Happy New Year, Everyone! Oh. Right. It’s February 1st. Might be a bit too late to still be saying Happy New Year. It’s probably because I fully intended on publishing this post at the beginning of the month. Like, the actually 1st of the year. But I just didn’t get around to it. AndContinue reading “Procrastinatin…”