How are you guys doing? Are you staying safe? Are you staying sane? Are you sick of asking people that every day? Are you sick of hearing it every day? I know I am. As RHONY’s Dorinda once said, “How’m I doing? Not well, bitch!”
Category Archives: Rant
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One Step Forward, Two Sh!ts Back
Potty Training is not for the weak.
Onward
Very late last night, when I should have been in bed but couldn’t get myself off the couch, my son woke up from a nightmare. He’d fallen asleep on the floor of his room with the door open so I could hear him clearly as he started crying, screaming “No! No! No! No! No!” IContinue reading “Onward”
Songs That Make You go “Hmmm”
On my drive to work, I am listening to one of three things: A random podcast, my son’s children sing-along CD, or the radio. I’m not fancy enough to have a satellite radio and I’m on a shared data plan so Spotify or Pandora are out of the question. Mostly, I listen to the radio.Continue reading “Songs That Make You go “Hmmm””
Sick and Tired
Is there anything more maddening than being sick and not knowing what you have? Yes, of course there is. Have you read the news? The world is falling apart. But in my selfish life where I only think about myself, trying to self-diagnose is INCREDIBLY annoying. If you know me at all, you have probablyContinue reading “Sick and Tired”
I Got the Blues
There is a scene in the movie “Brokeback Mountain” when Jake Gyllenhaal says to Heath Ledger, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Every fall, I think about that quote as I start to watch college football; more specifically- Michigan Football. For as long as I can remember, I have been a Michigan FootballContinue reading “I Got the Blues”
Dress to Impress
I have seen the future of our workforce, you guys, and I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t look good. I don’t mean skill wise. Despite all of the stereotypes of millennials being entitled, short-sighted, and way too distracted by shiny objects like cell phones and Apple watches, they do bring a lot ofContinue reading “Dress to Impress”
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Cry
I have a difficult son. When he was an infant, people would always ask me if he was a good baby and I never knew how to answer that. He cried a lot, was difficult to nurse, rarely slept at night, and never let me sit down and hold him at the same time. IContinue reading “The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Cry”
Dear Mr. Manager
It happened, you guys. I’m a woman in my thirties. I can’t even say that I am just thirty. I am actually IN my thirties. It seems like only yesterday that I was the one bragging to my coworkers that “I wasn’t even BORN when that happened!” In my early twenties, I dated a guyContinue reading “Dear Mr. Manager”